The Big Bang Theory Quotes & GIFs: The Funniest Moments

The funniest The Big Bang Theory quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Sheldon Cooper, Penny, Leonard Hofstadter and Howard Wolowitz. 339 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.

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I am a horny engineer
HowardI am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex
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Were you talking?
SheldonAmy's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.
PennyOkay. Were you talking before she got upset?
SheldonYes.
PennyThat's probably it.
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I need you.
PennyI need you.
SheldonTo what?
PennyTo take me.
SheldonI'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.
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It is the things you love that make you who you are
PennyIt is the things you love that make you who you are.
HowardI guess that makes me large breasts.
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Forever!!!
HowardI'm your idiot forever.
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What's his problem?
HowardWhat's his problem?
SheldonHis imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
HowardBeen there.
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I’m a Sagittarius
PennyI’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
SheldonYes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny(puzzled) Participate in the what?
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You are looking particularly ravishing today
HowardPenny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
PennyNot with a thousand condoms, Howard.
HowardSo there IS a number.
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Their friendship is so sweet
PennyHelium.
SheldonTaylor Swift.
PennyPi.
SheldonKardashian.
PennyMore specific.
SheldonKhloe?
PennyYes!
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I've literally never pulled a prank on you.
PennyI've literally never pulled a prank on you.
SheldonWhat about last year when you sent me that e-mail with the photo attached but you didn't attach a photo?
PennyThat was a mistake.
SheldonMessing with me? Yes, it was.
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The way I see it
HowardThe way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.
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Sexy praying mantis
AmyHave I ever told you that you're like a sexy praying mantis?
SheldonEverytime you drink alcohol.
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You doing okay, sweetie?
PennyYou doing okay, sweetie?
SheldonThere is ominous music playing, and there is an afghan over my head. I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, that means I'm not doing okay.
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Happens all the time
RajeshYou slipped and fell into a robot hand?
HowardYes.
RajeshPenis first?
HowardYes. Now, help me!
LeonardI'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.
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I love that you're in my life
PennySheldon, you big weirdo, I want you to know that i love that you're in my life.
SheldonI love you, too.
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If anything, I'm metrosexual
RajeshNo, I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
RajeshWhat's that?
RajeshIt means I like woman as well as their skin-care products.
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More
PennyHeck, you've had sex almost as many times as I have fingers.
SheldonMore. By this many.
PennyYou dog!
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No one cares
RajeshHere, you can have your seat.
PennyNo, no, no, stay there. I'm fine on the floor.
BernadetteHave you guys ever thought about getting a dining room table?
RajeshOh, sure, I sit on the floor for years, no one cares. The pretty white girl's there ten seconds, and suddenly we're all running to IKEA.
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He's not like us
SheldonHe's not like us Penny. We're dreamers
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You're my best friend and I love you.
RajeshI'm proud of you. You're my best friend and I love you.
HowardI love you too.
RajeshBring it on, spaceman.
BernadetteAre you crying?
#The Big Bang Theory #Bernadette Rostenkowski #Howard Wolowitz #Rajesh Koothrappali
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