The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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The last jew that did sit-ups
RajeshNone of our gods have abs like that.HowardYep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him. -
I guess the only thing that actually stays the same
PennyI guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing. -
I just need to throw in a few last minute things.
PennyI just need to throw in a few last minute things. You know, make-up, underwear, clothes.SheldonIf your bathroom floor counts as a carry-on, you're packed. -
They are the worst
SheldonWomen are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but i was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep. -
Penny fighting dirty
PennyWow, so that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, and Howard, you know a lot of doctors. -
Bad choice of words
StuartHe doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.RajeshWe both had these holes in our lives. But now we fill each other's holes. -
Something is wrong with me.
SheldonSomething is wrong with me.PennyI told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself. -
He's the best
LeonardIt's nothing fancy, but it'll get you to auditions, and at least for now, you don't have to go back to waitressing. Don't say anything. -
Penny, will you marry me?
PennyPenny, will you marry me?PennyOh my God. Yes! -
Friends with benefits
SheldonWhat exactly does the expression mean, "Friends with Benefits"? Does he provide her with health insurance? -
Molecule
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Sure half a carat is fine
HowardHey David what'd you find? Sure half a carat is fine. Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. It's one of the reasons I love her. -
Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon
HowardLove is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms.. or hits you with the pepper spray -
That's racist
BernadetteReady to call tech support?HowardGive me the number. Probably wind up talking to some foreign guy who's reading from the same manual I have.RajeshIt's my father, you jerks. -
Some tingling may ensue
SheldonNow, you may notice some tingling.AmyOh, I'm counting on it. Oh. -
We stick together
PennyLeonard, you're not only the love of my life but you're my best friend. And you've got a friend in me, you got trouble I got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We stick together, we can see it through 'cause you've got a friend in me.SolemniserIs that the song from Toy Story.PennyHe loves that movie.LeonardI do. -
Poor Sheldon! :'(
SheldonWell, Gollum, you're an expert on rings. What do I do with this one? -
Ahhhhhh
Amy"In case of emergency, please contact Amy Farrah Fowler." And there's my phone number. This is the most beautiful gift you could've ever given me. -
Perhaps I should have led with this
SheldonSo you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences? One more question, and perhaps I should have led with this. When did we become friends? -
Did you watch Bridget Jones again?
LeonardAre you gonna eat that whole pie?RajeshMaybe. Why not? Who do I have in my life to watch my figure for?LeonardOh, God, did you watch Bridget Jones again?