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Is it?
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.
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They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.
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How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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No willpower
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Now you’re giving me that look
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Sorry I'm late.
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I’m gonna make you a mix tape
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To alcohol!
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Oh, look at these two shining warriors.
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Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.
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There's too many people on the Earth.
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Can we bring you anything to eat or drink?
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Every day, no way
- Been there. Done that. Fucked it up. Twice.
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I’m an ugmo
- bff
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What do you guys do for fun
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Don't be a bitch
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Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
