- Deal with it.
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Dear Lord -
I knew you liked dick, Babs -
That's our thin crust. -
Why should I go out with him? -
A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff? -
This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him! - Chandler and Joey Loser gesture
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I'm not interested in other people -
So what’s your religion? -
Precious -
I dress the same every day. -
My gran could do better! -
- If men got pregnant
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If you get pulled over for speeding -
There's too many people on the Earth. -
Leslie knows best -
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. -
My life in a nutshell
