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  • Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Fen. Don't accuse me of catching feelings. All right? It's insulting.” Don't accuse me of catching feelings.
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  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “Babe, I know you were planning on doing all the heavy lifting when it comes to decorating... Interior design.” Interior design not decorating
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  • Bobby Axelrod in Billions: “You don't try to be loyal. You just are or you're not.” You don't try to be loyal.
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  • Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady and looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.” I'd like to meet a nice girl
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you down and kick your ass.” Older brother stuff
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  • Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I smiled at you. For what?!” I smiled at you
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down. Ignore our problems and drink...” That's my kind of family
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  • Friends: “The first kiss will always be remembered.” Forever
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  • Melisandre in Game of Thrones: “There's only one hell, Princess. The one we live in now.” There's only one hell
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “The worst thing about texting is that once you send it, you can never get it back.” The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
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  • Jake Peralta and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.” I need a top secret favor.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “What about the tiara? Uh, we didn't buy one. You can just use the one from last year.” What about the tiara?
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  • Janet, Tahani Al-Jamil and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Tahani, what do you value about Jason? Well, he's thoughtful. He picks flowers and...” Plus he is a grade A snack
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You're all the porn I need.” He is so romantic
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.” I guess the only thing that actually stays the same
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Waiter in Kitchen Nightmares: “The dough is so thick. It's like a loaf of bread. That's our thin crust. That's the thin crust?” That's our thin crust.
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “Oh, don’t do the hot coffee thing. Boy, this coffee is hot. Kind of like…” Don’t do the hot coffee thing
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life.” Being fat really saved me.
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