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Are my eyes open or closed right now?
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Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
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She is half your age
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You better photoshop me
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Kids don’t know
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What is your favourite time of the day?
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How do you know it’s not just a lizard?
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There's clearly no such search engine as "bing"
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I like that in a woman
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Forever alone
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I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…
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Your whole life you've been an ugly chick
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Hey panini head, are you listening to me?
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Why are you wearing a tux?
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It hurts my Joey's apple.
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Why would you be embarrassed about dating her?
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A society grows great
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Just so you know
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The pornstar?!
