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Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? - My father’s whore lives there
- Some things never change
- Your dad is Robert Zane?
- I’m not gonna apologize for loving that fish
- Precious
- Jason, talk to no one.
- To my brilliant daughter
- I can't believe it
- I keep getting all these dating site pop-ups.
- The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant!
- This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
- Come on, am I 19 or what?
- You don’t like your job, you don’t strike.
- There's no cure for being a cunt.
- I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.
- Why should I go out with him?
- If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
- I don't get lucky
- She'll never talk to you again.
