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You can't give paper clips to a baby. - I am a victim of a hate crime.
- I hate this, I’m starving.
- So which one is it?
- I don't need your money!
- A real bromance lasts a lifetime
- If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
- I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
- He's collecting them for my memoirs.
- A pleasant evening with a woman my age.
- I dress the same every day.
- Fat Wolverine
- A lot of people never graduated high school
- I like that in a woman
- Wanna help?
- Just because I have breasts doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants.
- Hold on... There is something different.
- That would be great
- You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!
- Taylor Swift?
