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Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon - You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
- I feel for you.
- But I have to warn you…
- Just so you know
- Talent, charm, beauty, money
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- Being fat really saved me.
- Hold on... There is something different.
- Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
- Nobody puts Baby in a corner
- Back in my day ...
- I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…
- More
- Where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!
- The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant!
- What's the opposite of "thank you"?
- Grocery shopping in Texas
- They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.
- Oh, look at these two shining warriors.
