Dr Quotes
51 gags from House MD
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What's the opposite of "thank you"?
Dr.What's the opposite of "thank you"? I'm pretty sure it ends in "you". -
American Idol Democracy
Capt.How do you know what foods are healthiest for your children, or what medicine to take if you're sick?Dr.We vote.IsaacI believe you are confusing opinion with knowledge. -
She's not your type.
Dr.She's not your type. Your type is much stupider than her. -
Are you Dr. House?
MyronAre you Dr. House?Dr.I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes. -
You talk to God, you're religious.
Dr.You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -
I'm not fine as in fine
Dr.I'm not fine as in "fine," but fine as in "you don't have to worry about me." -
That's one hell of women empowering speech
Dr.Yesterday's sluts are today's empowered women, today's sluts are celebrities. -
Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong.
Dr.Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong. -
We don't mean your family any harm.
Capt.We don't mean your family any harm.Dr.Well, we did just shoot his dad.Capt.Aside from shooting your dad, we don't mean your family any harm, he's only stunned. -
I cared for eight seconds.
Dr.I cared for eight seconds. Then I got distracted.