The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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I can actually feel the toxins being pulled out of...
RajeshI can actually feel the toxins being pulled out of my skin.PennyWell, this is a moisturizing mask.RajeshOh, well, then I can actually feel the moisture going into my skin. -
Not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.
RajeshNot to brag, but all my breakups have lasted. -
It's like my girl Beyonce says
RajeshIt's like my girl Beyonce says: "If you like it, you shoulda put a ring on it." -
It doesn't feel like an arm.
PennyIs that my arm?SheldonIt doesn't feel like an arm.PennyThen, maybe you should let it go. -
She could play Batman and she would be amazing
PennyI don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say..."Must keep gorilla hands from killing again!"RajeshIf she did, it would be amazing. That woman can do no wrong. -
Sheldon there's something else I've been wanting to...
AmySheldon there's something else I've been wanting to say. But before I do, I just...I want you to know that you don't have to say it back, I know you're not ready and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates...SheldonI love you, too. -
Iphone drop
RajeshiPhone drop! But I won't, because I don't have Apple Care. -
They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.
AmyThey're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies. I called and got the recipe.SheldonThey are perfect. It tastes like her hugs.AmyMerry Christmas, Sheldon. -
I'm a worthwhile person
LeonardDr. Gallo made me realize that I'm a worthwhile person and that my feelings matter.RajeshI learned that for free from a cat poster, but good for you. -
Absolutely not!
PennySo you'd be ok if someone used Sheldon as their sperm donor!AmyAbsolutely not! I am the only handmaid in this tale. -
That should count
Leonard"How are you with pets?" Well, I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years and he only bit me twice. -
Makes sense
SheldonWhy do people cry at weddings?MaryThey're practicing for what's coming later. -
You hypocrite
SheldonYou hypocrite.PennyWhat?SheldonLittle Miss Grown -Ups-Don't-Play-With-Toys. And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, hello Kitty. -
I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through...
PennyI hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight without a hug.SheldonYou know, I used to hate these hugs. Now they're just extremely irritating. -
Hello, my hateful shrew.
Dr.Hello, my hateful shrew.BeverlyHello to you, you wrinkled old bastard. -
Are we your X-Men?
PennyAre we your X-Men?SheldonThe X-Men were named for the "X" in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.HowardOh, that's not a good name. -
She looks like Churchill
SheldonIs that watermelon for anybody?BernadetteIt's for Halley.SheldonIs she gonna eat all of it? God, no wonder she looks like Churchill. -
A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?
AmyI thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter.SheldonWowza.AmyI got a Gryffindor robe for you.SheldonA Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff? How scandalous. -
Hop, you little plumber
SheldonOh, Mario, if only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop. -
Want some coffee?
PennyHoney, do you want some coffee?SheldonNo, I don't drink coffee. When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.