The funniest Veep quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Selina Meyer, Amy Brookheimer, Jonah Ryan and Dan Egan. 50 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.
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Asian charm
SelinaYou look like the world's least fucked geisha. -
We've been hacked
SueMadam President, Chinese hackers breached the NSA firewall earlier this morning.SelinaAny chance they fixed the wifi?SueI'll check. -
Fat Wolverine
SelinaFat Wolverine. -
Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb
Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb -
You can't say retarded in front of a reporter
You can't say retarded in front of a reporter -
Veep Can you Just Fuck off
Veep Can you Just Fuck off -
Go ahead and try
BillIf you tried to clap, you'd miss your hands. -
What do you move like Will?
RogerWhat do you move like Will?WillI move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man. -
Selina's proposal for filibuster reform
If you can get a senate reform bill through the place it's designed to reform...that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself. - Senator Andrew Doyle on Selina's proposal for filibuster reform -
GTFO!
SelinaGet the government out of my fuckin' snatch! -
Love and Cherish
DanIs it new?MikeNot quite. Like your mother, it's been previously loved and paid for by a couple of guys. -
Are you pregnant?
DanAre you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo! -
Now why don't you
SelinaNow why don't you go fuck yourself in your own asshole. -
I'd make more money if
RogerI'd make more money if I installed Will here as a fulltime gloryhole greeter in a Georgetown gay bar, which I'm pretty sure he already does part time. -
Your mom
JonahLooks who it is, everybody, It's your favorite Jonah!AmyYou're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah. -
Multipurpose Croissant
SelinaThat's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job and it makes a fucking mess! -Selina, upon finding out that Dan tried to get information from Jonah -
period!
SelinaGo, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, EXCLAMATION POINT! -
Undressing me with your eyes?
MikeUndressing me with your eyes?SueI am adding more clothes Mike. -
If men got pregnant
SelinaIf men got pregnant, you could get an abortion at an ATM. -
Yeah, lets get advice from that guy
CatherineAre we seriously gonna let the guy with a police-sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?