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Take a lesson from parakeets - Don't knock unless it's an emergency.
- Gloria, just being Colombian!
- What do smart girls get?
- It burns
- Savage!
- If you get pulled over for speeding
- Tons of fun Friday nights in my future
- To my brilliant daughter
- Did she just say...?
- In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
- In your face
- Parrot? What Parrot?
- How did you get so smart?
- Why do you have chocolate on your face?
- Larry is white.
- Are you going goth?
- If you are ever into a jam
- Always look people in the eye
- You only get one chance at a first impression.
