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Who wouldn't want to have an employee like Tom? - I'm not interested in other people
- Like an angel with no wings
- How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
- Ron and food.
- History of mental illness?
- Technically we're all half centaur.
- If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants
- Once you have a PhD
- Kids born in the year 2000
- My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.
- If humans could fly we'd consider it exercise
- The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches
- If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016
- You're literally listening to turkey calls.
- I don't like to throw around the word "butthead"
- I think you're underestimating the voters.
- You had a crush on me!
- I don't care about that prize.
- Can't make a good soup
