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Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
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Why don't you go outside
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It is the things you love that make you who you are
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Happy wife, happy life
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Take a lesson from parakeets
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Phil’s-Osophy 11
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I think I’ll pass on the seventy two virgins
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It’s better to have loved and lost
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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She's not your type.
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Dear Lord
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If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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About drug companies
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did you change your Wi-Fi password again
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No one cares
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The way I see it
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Of course it is
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I've got bras older than her
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In my culture men take great pride in doing physical labour
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We're refugees.