Sheldon Quotes from The Big Bang Theory

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  Penny and Hubble

  SheldonOkay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

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  I’m a Sagittarius

  PennyI’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

  SheldonYes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

  Penny(puzzled) Participate in the what?

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  did you change your Wi-Fi password again

  PennyHey Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?

  SheldonYes, it’s \"Penny get your own Wi-Fi\", no spaces

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  What do you guys do for fun

  PennySo, what do you guys do for fun around here?

  SheldonWell, today we tried masturbating for money.

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  Do you even have a resume?

  SalesDo you even have a resume?

  SheldonNo, but I have a report card that will knock your socks off.

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  I read a book on Jiu-Jitsu

  SheldonI should let you know, I read a book on Jiu-Jitsu, and I am prepared to throw it at you.

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