The funniest Young Sheldon quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Sheldon Cooper, Missy Cooper, George Cooper and Mary Cooper. 51 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.
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I bet, when you grow up, you will be surrounded by...
MaryI bet, when you grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smart, wonderful friends.SheldonI can't see that happening. -
Dad, can we afford a computer?
SheldonDad, can we afford a computer?GeorgeYou do my taxes. What do you think?SheldonNever mind. -
I was told you're the head of the drama department
SheldonI was told you're the head of the drama department.MrMm. And the girls volleyball coach, which, between us, is the real drama department.SheldonWas that a joke?MrI thought so. -
Sheldon is nine
MaryThese gentlemen are with the FBI, they want to talk to Sheldon.GeorgeYou fellas must've made a mistake Sheldon is nine.FBIWell, someone living in this address has recently called a mining operation in Canada, and tried to buy Uranium.MaryOk, maybe it's not a mistake. -
He's just fine
GeorgeAnd Sheldon is fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back. -
Having a hard time adjusting
Ms.Aw, honey, you having a hard time adjusting to high school?SheldonI'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth. -
I don't understand why that dog is so interested in...
GeorgeI don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.MissyMaybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon smells?GeorgeYour brother washes himself three times a day. He has no smell. -
This is going to be a small group of people
SheldonI've spent the whole night studying what people believe. I've come to a conclusion. I'm starting my own religion. I'm calling it "Mathology". I'm here to convert everybody, any taker? The only sin in "Mathology" is, being STUPID. -
Call me when you catch up.
Dr.That while your math is theoretically correct, we don't have the technical capability to execute it.SheldonSo, I'm ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up. -
I've only kissed one boy
MissyI don't want to die. I've only kissed one boy so far.MaryWhat?MissyRelax. It was a long time ago.MaryAre you relaxed? -
Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear
SheldonPoodle poop!MeemawOkay, somebody's got to teach this kid to swear, it's embarrassing. -
Pasadena
SheldonI can see myself going here one day. -
You should try him with low blood sugar
MaryAnd I am sorry if me baking cookies says something bad about women, but if you think that Sheldon is difficult to work with now, you should try him with low blood sugar, he is a monster. -
Sheldon doesn’t look down on women
MaryFor your information, Sheldon does not look down on women. He looks down on everyone. -
You stole it
PaigeYou walked out with it, you stole it.SheldonWhy would I steal glitter!? I already have a sparkling personality. -
Where are they going in such a hurry?
MissyWhere are they going in such a hurry?SheldonProbably to unwrap their presents.MeemawSomething's getting unwrapped. -
I think this show is teaching you bad lessons.
MaryI think this show is teaching you bad lessons.MissyDon't worry. I'm a slow learner. -
Just a warning
Dr.Just a warning, today's lecture is rather advanced.SheldonDon't worry, if you get confused, I'll be right here in the front row. -
There, I played.
SheldonThere, I played. -
Everything alright in there?
MaryPastor Jeff, everything alright in there?PastorOh, yeah. I've just been praying, napping, crying. I like to mix it up.