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There's too many people on the Earth. - Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
- I like you pampered little shit
- How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
- A twisted demon monkey
- There is no life without love
- Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
- Help me.
- Obviously, I am the thumb
- Where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!
- A pleasant evening with a woman my age.
- Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon
- Oh, I know that look
- I've only kissed one boy
- Shut up.
- You're beginning to think like a businessman.
- Tada! It’s me.
- It's you and me, together for always.
- This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
- Perhaps I should have led with this
