The funniest Seinfeld quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes and Kramer. 90 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.
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But they are so comfy
JerryYou know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable. -
I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. -
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. -
Serenity Now!
Serenity Now! -
If you take everything I've accomplished in my...
GeorgeIf you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day… It looks decent. -
Maybe this will become a cool thing
GeorgeMaybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents.JerryThen maybe baldness will catch on. -
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun.
JerryLooking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. -
I was in the Pool!!!!
I was in the Pool!!!! -
I will never understand people.
ElaineI will never understand people.JerryThey're the worst. -
Why don't you go outside
JerryWhy don't you go out? It's nice out.KramerOh, no. There's nothing out there for me. -
I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
ElaineI hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. -
Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
ElaineMaybe the dingo ate your baby. -
Neither does Wednesday
NewmanTuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel. -
I thought you were a leg man.
ElaineI never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.JerryA leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs. -
Divorce is very difficult.
GeorgeDivorce is very difficult. Especially on a kid. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together.. so you never know. -
He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.
ElaineHe's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.ColleagueAnd you two are friends?ElaineYeah we're good friends. -
No soup for you!
No soup for you! -
Oh yeah baby
KramerOh, yeah. -
I thought you were happy-go-lucky.
OfficeI thought you were happy-go-lucky.JerryNo, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky. -
Your standards are too high.
ElaineYou know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.JerryI went out with you.ElaineThat's because my standards are too low.