Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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I'd like to meet a nice girl
JoeyI'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady and looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot. -
Monica, relax! Go get a beer.
JoeyMonica, relax! Go get a beer.MonicaI don't want a beer.JoeyWho said it was for you? -
I assume one of you is the father.
PoliceI assume one of you is the father.JoeyI am.ChandlerThat's me. Actually, we're both the father. Please tell me you know which one is our baby.JoeyWe'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.ChandlerFlip for the baby?JoeyYou got any better idea? -
Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
JoeyGo to China. Eat Chinese food.ChandlerOf course there, they just call it food. -
The one where Chandler was leaving
JoeyI'm upset with you cause you're leaving me...ChandlerIs this one of those times when you act upset so it hurts less?JoeyOh, you read inside me!ChandlerNothing will change, honey.JoeyYou promise me? -
He's real funny.
DinaHe's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny.JoeyYou got pregnant for "funny"? Dina…if he's funny…laugh! -
What are we supposed to be seeing here?
RossWell, isn't that amazing?JoeyWhat are we supposed to be seeing here?ChandlerI don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. -
Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
JoeyOh, sorry. Did I get ya?ChandlerNo, you didn't "get me"! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me! -
Lets try a bobby pin
JoeyDo you have a bobby pin?ChandlerYeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl.JoeyThen why do you throw like one? -
No it is not!
JoeyWhat the hell is that?!RachelIt's a cat!JoeyThat, is not a cat!RachelYes it is!RossWhy is it inside out?