Gregory House Quotes from House MD
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What's the opposite of "thank you"?
Dr.What's the opposite of "thank you"? I'm pretty sure it ends in "you". -
She's not your type.
Dr.She's not your type. Your type is much stupider than her. -
Are you Dr. House?
MyronAre you Dr. House?Dr.I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes. -
You talk to God, you're religious.
Dr.You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -
I'm not fine as in fine
Dr.I'm not fine as in "fine," but fine as in "you don't have to worry about me." -
That's one hell of women empowering speech
Dr.Yesterday's sluts are today's empowered women, today's sluts are celebrities. -
Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong.
Dr.Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong. -
I cared for eight seconds.
Dr.I cared for eight seconds. Then I got distracted. -
How advanced is the pneumonia?
Dr.How advanced is the pneumonia?Dr.It's taking college courses. -
I've heard your name
Dr.Dr. House, I've heard your name.Dr.Most people have. It's also a noun.