The Orville
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
The funniest The Orville quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Cmdr, Capt, Ed Mercer and Lt. 18 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.
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Where are your friends?
HamelacWhere... are... your... friends?!Cmdr.There's a little coffee shop on Lafayette Street in SoHo called Central Perk. My friends are there, but please, don't hurt the monkey. -
Condition?
Cmdr.Condition? So to you people, being a woman is like having chronic diarrhea. Hey Doc, I'm not feeling well. I've had the tits all day. -
You are very fragile
CaptainYou are very fragile, Captain Mercer. Are you aware of this?Capt.There's an anti-bullying law named after me. Yes, I'm aware of it. -
American Idol Democracy
Capt.How do you know what foods are healthiest for your children, or what medicine to take if you're sick?Dr.We vote.IsaacI believe you are confusing opinion with knowledge. -
They are getting clobbered
Lt.Oh, man. They are getting clobbered.Cmdr.Ed, there are a lot of families down there.Lt.There's probably a lot of single people, too. -
Just one drink.
Capt.Whoa. Easy. We are moving into uncharted space tomorrow. You don't want to be hungover.Cmdr.Call it a celebratory drink.Capt.All right. Screw it. Let's do this. -
Latchkum!
Capt.So, what this just goes until somebody... Ahhhh!Lt.Latchkum! -
Could you move a couple steps to the right?
KrillGive me the device or I will destroy your ship!Capt.Could you move a couple steps to the right? There's an...KrillWhat?!!Capt.That's perfect! There was some dead space there. -
We don't mean your family any harm.
Capt.We don't mean your family any harm.Dr.Well, we did just shoot his dad.Capt.Aside from shooting your dad, we don't mean your family any harm, he's only stunned. -
Hard to argue with that one
Lt.Ah yes, the humans...the hillbillies of the galaxy. -
Thats a new relationship low
Lt.You got dumped by your own stalker?Lt.That's nuts, huh? -
I successfully crushed it with a chair.
Lt.There is an alligator in the cargo bay. I successfully crushed it with a chair.Capt.Where did it come from?Lt.I do not know. Regardless. It is crushed. -
Why are you sitting like that?
Cmdr.Why are you sitting like that?Lt.It's these friggin' jeans. If I leaned back right now, I'd give myself a vasectomy. -
We should take this slow
Capt.I actually got out of a rough marriage not too long ago, so I... I think maybe we should take this slow. Or, or that, that works too. -
My concern is completely unemotional
Cmdr.My concern is completely unemotional, trust me. You can bang that chick on your kitchen sink for all I care.Capt.I don't ever do it near the food, you know that. -
For the last time where are your friends?
Cmdr.Well, last time I saw them, one of them was banging your mom, and the other one was high-fiving him. -
Please watch my child
Lt.Please, watch my child for me.Lt.He just left his baby with two drunk dudes.Lt.Reminds me of my dad. Ahhh, I miss him. -
I do not recognize the species.
Lt.What is that?Capt.That is uh Kermit the frog.Lt.I do not recognize the species.Capt.It's and amphibious life form from earth.Lt.Is it someone you know?Capt.No no, it's just a leader I admire. Always keeps his cool in a crisis. Inspires greatness in his people.