Dr Quotes
51 gags from House MD
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How advanced is the pneumonia?
Dr.How advanced is the pneumonia?Dr.It's taking college courses. -
I've heard your name
Dr.Dr. House, I've heard your name.Dr.Most people have. It's also a noun. -
He did get hit by a bullet
Dr.He did, however, get hit by a bullet.Dr.He was shot?Dr.No. Somebody threw it at him. -
The world is such a complicated place
Dr.The world is such a complicated place if you've got higher reasoning skills. -
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
Dr.Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? -
Silent and unhappy
Dr.Silent and unhappy is better than vocal and unhelpful. -
Boys can't hold me for too long
HannahBoys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat.Dr.Girls can't hold me for too long, because I pay only for an hour. -
It's a basic truth of the human condition
Dr.It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. -
Do you wanna have dinner with me?
TedDo you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?Dr.Actually, I am getting married on Saturday.TedFriday night?! -
I'm pretty sure I'm not going to like you
Dr.I'm pretty sure I'm not going to like you. It's nothing personal, I don't like anybody.