Dr. Gregory House is our favorite angry, vindictive, arrogant, lonely, and Vicodin-addicted pain-in-the-ass TV doctor, who never fails to bring his signature snark to the small screen. His sarcastic and deeply cynical take on life is the fuel for his remarkable quotes and one-liners. We've rounded up a selection of our favorite sarcastic and hilarious quotes.
What's the opposite of "thank you"?
The world is such a complicated place
She's not your type.
You talk to God, you're religious.
He did get hit by a bullet
I've heard your name
I cared for eight seconds.
I'm not fine as in fine
It's a basic truth of the human condition
Are you Dr. House?
Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong.
Silent and unhappy
That's one hell of women empowering speech
How advanced is the pneumonia?
Boys can't hold me for too long
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
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