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Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. - The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- Alcohol is poison.
- That's your big secret?
- You know what the problem is?
- I understand
- You smell like strawberries.
- I feel for you.
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- You do the best you can to raise them
- Never, ever, ever again.
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- Girls in my school think they can control the world
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
