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That's your big secret? - I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- Berta is not holding back
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- If you love someone, you have to let them go
- I understand
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- My life stinks.
- You know what the problem is?
- When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- The damage has been done.
- You do the best you can to raise them
- Alcohol is poison.
- I feel for you.
