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The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying - The damage has been done.
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- You know what the problem is?
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- I understand
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- My life stinks.
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
- Berta is not holding back
- Girls in my school think they can control the world
- Alcohol is poison.
- You do the best you can to raise them
- That's your big secret?
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- I thought I'd visit the people I love.
