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I feel for you. - Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- That's your big secret?
- My life stinks.
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- Berta is not holding back
- I understand
- You do the best you can to raise them
- You know what the problem is?
- You smell like strawberries.
- The damage has been done.
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- Girls in my school think they can control the world
