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Love isn't blind, it's retarded. - I feel for you.
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- I understand
- You do the best you can to raise them
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- The damage has been done.
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- That's your big secret?
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- If you love someone, you have to let them go
- Alcohol is poison.
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- Berta is not holding back
- Never, ever, ever again.
- You know what the problem is?
- Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
