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Alcohol is poison. - You do the best you can to raise them
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- My life stinks.
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- That's your big secret?
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
- I thought I'd visit the people I love.
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- Berta is not holding back
- I feel for you.
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- I understand
- When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
- The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- Girls in my school think they can control the world
- You smell like strawberries.
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
