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It takes more than just sex to make a man happy. - That's your big secret?
- I understand
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- Berta is not holding back
- You know what the problem is?
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- I feel for you.
- I thought I'd visit the people I love.
- You do the best you can to raise them
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- The damage has been done.
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- Alcohol is poison.
- The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
- You smell like strawberries.
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
