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It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
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Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
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I understand
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When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die.
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Alcohol is poison.
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Berta is not holding back
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Can you put sunblock on my back?
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The day you start accepting limitations is the day you start dying
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I feel for you.
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Girls in my school think they can control the world
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My life stinks.
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You smell like strawberries.
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You do the best you can to raise them
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Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
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People say that alcohol cause many deaths
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What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
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The damage has been done.
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Never, ever, ever again.
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If you love someone, you have to let them go
