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It takes more than just sex to make a man happy. - Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- My life stinks.
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- If you love someone, you have to let them go
- The damage has been done.
- That's your big secret?
- Never, ever, ever again.
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- People say that alcohol cause many deaths
- Alcohol is poison.
- You know what the problem is?
- I thought I'd visit the people I love.
- I feel for you.
- I understand
