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My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high - You know what the problem is?
- Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- I understand
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- That's your big secret?
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- I feel for you.
