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It takes more than just sex to make a man happy. - Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
- Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
- My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
- My life stinks.
- Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
- The damage has been done.
- That's your big secret?
- Never, ever, ever again.
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
