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My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
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You know what the problem is?
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Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
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I understand
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I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
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That's your big secret?
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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
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Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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I feel for you.