Funniest Two and a half Men Quotes

Two and a Half Men is a standard formula comedy playing on the Odd Couple theme, without much edge or innovation, but the cast and writing elevates the show to a true sitcom gem. Sheen may be playing himself, but he plays himself well, and together with Cryer who manages to inject his special blend of comedy into Alan's genuinely anxious and hopelessly unlucky character, the two of them keep delivering one funny episode after the other. We rounded up 20 of our favorite lines. Enjoy.