The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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The truth is, I don't know what I feel
SheldonPlease. Amy when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal, because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except...I know what kind of man I want to be. -
Will you share this toothbrush holder with me?
SheldonAmy Farrah Fowler, will you share this toothbrush holder with me?AmyI would love to. -
It's a snowflake from the North Pole.
LeonardIt's a snowflake from the North Pole. I preserved it in a 1% solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.PennyOh, my God! That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand. -
I excel at many things
SheldonAmy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them. -
Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
LeonardLook at me. Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom. I kind of wish no one else was coming. -
did you change your Wi-Fi password again
PennyHey Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?SheldonYes, it’s \"Penny get your own Wi-Fi\", no spaces -
What'd I miss
PennyHey, guys. What'd I miss, what'd I miss?HowardGiselle's hanging by a thread.PennyOh, good, I hate her.HowardThen you're not invited to our wedding. -
The Celebration Experimentation
PennyMy point is, there was a time I never would've been friends with someone like you, and now you are one of my favorite people. So, if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.SheldonWell, everyone will think I'm weird.PennySweetie, you are weird. Everyone knows you're weird, but they're all still here because they care about you so much. -
So, what do you think?
PennySo, what do you think?SheldonA tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about. -
The worst date of my life
LeonardHoward, I appreciate the effort, but this is like, the worst date of my life.HowardSeriously? I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate, and that didn’t even crack my top 10. -
It's ambitious
HowardIf it's 'creepy' to use the internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine. I'm creepy. -
What did you mean when you said you were going to...
LeonardWhat did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?PennyIt means I wish you weren't going. -
Thank you for saying yes.
LeonardThank you for saying yes.PennyOh, thanks for asking until I did. -
Forever alone
LeonardSheldon, this is not a big deal. It's a little white lie, everyone does it.RajeshNot me. I'm 100% honest in all of my relationships.HowardAnd how single are you right now?RajeshEating cake on the toilet single. -
What do you guys do for fun
PennySo, what do you guys do for fun around here?SheldonWell, today we tried masturbating for money. -
You say something nice now.
AmyPenny, you say something nice now.PennyBoy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's gonna want to methodically take it off, fold it up, carefully place it in a storage box, label it, and then ravish you. -
Too late, Stuart already called dibs
Howard30 years from now, if you're still single and things don't work out with me and Bernadette you and I can give it a go.RajeshI appreciate the offer, but if things don't work out with you two, I'm swooping in on her like a vulture.HowardToo late, Stuart called dibs. -
They'll never have a relationship as good as ours!
SheldonIgnore then Amy, they'll never have a relationship as good as ours!PennyIs this when he says "Bazooka" or something? -
It’s better to have loved and lost
RasheshWell uh to paraphrase Shakespeare, it’s better to have loved and lostthan to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography. -
Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken
SheldonWoman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.PennyYeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie.