The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Ahhh, for the first time
PennyYou know I love you, so will you please relax because you're driving me crazy.LeonardYou know that's the first time you ever said that you love me. -
I can't wait to marry you.
SheldonI can't wait to marry you. -
Let's try and get you out of your comfort zone.
PennyLet's try and get you out of your comfort zone.SheldonWhy would we want to do that? It's called "the comfort zone" for a reason. -
You can't ruin a friendship with sex
RajeshYou can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin an icecream with chocolate sprinkles. -
If this is not love I do not know what is.
AmyI don't wanna be the reason that you don't win a NobelSheldonYou’re the only reason I deserve one. -
We're both adults
ClaireHang on. We're both adults. We can still get together without it meaning anything.RajeshNot me. Ever since you admitted we had a vibe, I've been planning our wedding. -
Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
HowardAre you planning on kidnapping a woman?SheldonSarcasm?HowardYes, but mixed with genuine concern. -
I’m not insane ... my mother had me tested!
SheldonI’m not insane ... my mother had me tested! -
Where are the kids?
StuartWhere are the kids?HowardI thought they were with you.StuartWhat? No!HowardI am kidding. They're at daycare.StuartWhat makes you think my heart can handle that joke?! -
A girl’s night
SheldonA girl’s night Oh i don’t know if i’m up for an evening talking about rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps. -
Oh Gravity
SheldonOh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch -
You cannot blow up my head with your mind!
LeonardYou cannot blow up my head with your mind!SheldonThen I’ll settle for an aneurysm! -
You've changed a lot since I met you.
PennyYou know, you go on and on about wanting things to stay the same, but you've changed a lot since I met you.SheldonOh, you are a mean drunk. -
I wanna move in with you more than
DeniseI wanna move in with you more than The Thing wants to clobber.StuartMore than Hulk wants to smash?DeniseMore than Batman wants to ignore the due process of law. -
Are you saying I'm not a handsome guy?
RajSusan is not into you. She has a type.HowardWhat type?RajDon't make me say it.HowardAre you saying I'm not a handsome guy?RajSee! It's mean, right? -
That's the great thing about science.
ScientistThat's the great thing about science. We all get to have our own opinions.SheldonI'm still not talking. That's impressive right? -
It's like talking to me with a girl voice.
SheldonI love talking to you. It's like talking to me with a girl voice. -
But you think I'll win, right?
SheldonBut you think I'll win, right?MissyGod's listening, Mom. -
I'm really confused about how to react to this story.
PennyI'm really confused about how to react to this story. -
And with apologies to Lady Gaga
RajAnd with apologies to Lady Gaga, that's how a star is born.