The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Don't you think they're gonna realize it's just a...
PennyDon't you think they're gonna realize it's just a bribe?SheldonNo, you'd think but sometimes brilliant people can be painfully oblivious to social cues.PennyThank you for pointing that out, Sheldon. -
So you really think you can trick Sheldon into...
RajSo you really think you can trick Sheldon into liking babies?AmyI made him my bf. I slept with him. I married him. You wanna bet against me? -
I'm just so happy for you.
SheldonAre you having an allergic reaction to my boutonniere?LeonardNo. I'm just so happy for you. And for me. After today, you are officially and, more important, legally, Amy's problem.SheldonDon't be silly, Leonard. I will always be your problem. -
I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells...
BernadetteI can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.AmyWell, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, so sky's the limit. -
What's up?
SheldonOh, Penny? Penny?PennyWhat's up? Nothing.SheldonI just wanted to make Raj stop talking. -
I tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix
SheldonI tried adding Taylor Swift in the mix but it turns out I love her! -
I'm not sure I have a dominant leg.
SheldonI'm not sure I have a dominant leg. They're both pretty submissive. -
Sorry I flipped out on you.
BernadetteSorry I flipped out on you. I think it's just hormones.RajeshI think you were mean before you were pregnant, but it's fine. -
A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine.
SheldonLook! A new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. Wow! I can't wait until I get a rash. -
Actually, I was thinking of making one small change.
AmyActually, I was thinking of making one small change.BernadetteYour sweater?PennyYour glasses?BernadetteYour hair?PennyYour shoes! -
Sheldon told me he had a new assistant
AmySheldon told me he had a new assistant named Alex. He didn't mention that Alex was a girl.PennyMaybe he didn't notice. -
Something's wrong with me.
SheldonSomething's wrong with me.PennyI told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself. -
Guess who won a hundred dollars playing craps.
BernadetteGuess who won a hundred dollars playing craps.PennyThat's a dollar.BernadetteGuess who wildly over-tipped a cocktail waitress. -
Boy, if my mom could see me now
AmyBoy, if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet. -
Can I get a what what?
AmyHey, girlfriend. Can I get a what what?PennyWhat?AmyClose enough. -
Crikey! What flag do we have today?
SheldonCrikey! What flag do we have today?AmyAustralia, mate! -
Who here has ever been hurt because they were the...
LeonardWho here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet? -
So I practiced and practiced
HowardA little voice in my head said, "I couldn't do it". So I practiced and practiced and you know what? That little voice was right. -
It's May the fourth.
LeonardIt's May the fourth.SheldonGet it?RajeshMay the fourth be with you? -
No one does a better job at pretending to be a...
SheldonExcuse me, no one does a better job at pretending to be a person than I do. Siri comes close, but I know more jokes.