The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity
PennyMy mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. Gotta tell you it was more fun taking it out and playing with it. -
It's a real treat in Summer
SheldonBut if I don't come to into work, what am I supposed to do with myself?PresidentRead, rest, travel. I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.SheldonSarcasm?HowardNo. You should go. -
Even more Candy?
LeonardMore Halloween candy? Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?PennyOh, yeah, that's gone. It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time. -
See you in hell Sheldon.
Sheldon"See you in hell Sheldon." The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma. -
Sheldon, you're talking like a crazy person.
LeonardSheldon, you're talking like a crazy person.MaryActually, I had him tested as a child. -
I had him tested as a child
MaryI had him tested as a child. Doctor says he's fine. Although, I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston. -
Sweetheart, are you sick?
MarySweetheart, are you sick?SheldonI hope so, because if this is well, life isn't worth living. -
I don't know if I want to play anymore
RajeshI don't know if I want to play anymore.SheldonBecause you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble. -
Ladies chime in, do you agree?
HowardHey, Bernadette doesn't mind where I get my motor running, as long as I park in the right garage. -
You called my mother?
LeonardYou called my mother?SheldonOh, Leonard, is it really necessary to caption the obvious?LeonardsHe's been like that since he was a toddler. "Look, Mommy - a butterfly." Maddening. -
What kind of cruel world do we live in
SheldonWhat kind of world do we live in, where a man would take another man's battle ostrich? -
Not knowing is part of the fun
PennyBig deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.Sheldon"Not knowing is part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college? -
I have an idea
RajeshI dreamed there was a secret tunnel connection from your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means? -
Poor Zack
ZackI saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life.SheldonWas the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might've been watching Nickelodeon. -
I'm back.
SheldonI'm back. -
I thought she was a creature of pure intellect
SheldonI thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me but recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.PennyLike you. -
I haven't cried like this since Toy Story 3.
RajeshI haven't cried like this since Toy Story 3. -
That's how to win over a mother in law
SheldonOh, yes, it's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina. -
Oh, they're not my friends
SheldonMud masks, gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.PennyOh, they're not my friends.SheldonI'm not surprised, considering the way you talk about them behind their backs. -
That's my spot!
SheldonThat's my spot!