The Big Bang Theory

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Such a rookie mistake
BernadetteWhat exactly do you think you'd get sick of?
RajeshHis only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.
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You think that's bad
AmyYou think that's bad. In college I passed out at a fret party, and woke up with more clothes on.
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Love is in the air
PennyAwkward silence. Sheldon on his phone. No touching. Somebody's having a date night.
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Some sports bar
LeonardSome sports bar. It's like they never even heard of Quidditch.
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My brain is better than everybody's!!!
SheldonYes! Yes! My brain is better than everybody's!!!
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That moment you realize Raj has more friends than you..
RajeshThat's pretty cool I have 6 friends.
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Poor doggy
HowardI've got a psychotic mummy too.
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The men of The Big Bang Theory
There's Howard...There's Leonard...and then, there's Sheldon.
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You guys ever use any toys?
BarryYou guys ever use any toys?
SheldonI do have a model rocket next to my bed.
BarryA rocket? You're a freak. I love it!
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Poor Rajesh
RajeshSometimes I get so lonely, I sit on my left hand until it goes numb, then I put it in my right hand and pretend I'm holding hands with another person.
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50 shades of Cooper
50 shades of Cooper
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If these walls could talk
HowardBoy, if these walls could talk.
LeonardThey'd say: "Why does he touch himself so much?"
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Glasshouse stone?
AmyYou guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.
PennyReally? You can't think of anyone weirder?
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You made me feel things I never
BernadetteYou made me feel things I never...
HowardWell, that was quick and a little gross. Now, I know how she feels.
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I had nothing to worry about.
AmyYou were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.
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Please don't hurt my friend.
SheldonPenny.
PennyWhat?
SheldonPlease don't hurt my friend.
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Where exactly did your mother have you tested?
LeonardWhere exactly did your mother have you tested?
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I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone
RajeshI eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so...
SheldonDarn. If you weren't busy, I'd ask you to join us.
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Would you like some aloe vera?
SheldonWould you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
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I have never said that you are not good at what you do
SheldonHoward I have never said that you are not good at what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
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