The Big Bang Theory

BernadetteYou better find my husband's mother 'cause one way or another, we're walking out of this airport with a dead woman.

PennyYou know, he can be a lot of trouble, but when i see him lying here asleep like this, I just think...how easy it would be to hold a pillow over his face.

PennyWe watch movies with director's commentary.

SheldonYou think that i don't notice all those sarcastic comments and those eye rolls, but I do. I have excellent peripheral vision. On a good day, I can see my ears.

RajeshThat is so offensive. Does everything you know about Hinduism come from Indiana Jones?

LeonardI do know that it won't be from an asteroid.

AmyThis is an easy one. You love this guy.

AmyNow think, there's a car named after him.

PennyCome on smile this is gonna be my Christmas card.

LeonardMaybe you should get clipons?

LeonardBruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie his bowtie for him.

SheldonLeonard, where are your social skills? This man is clearly upset. We should invite him in for a hot beverage.

SheldonSo have these two, and they're having dinner with us.

SheldonAre they making fun of us? I miss the old days when I couldn't tell.

AmyWe found a place that has Australian male strippers!

SheldonPenny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo.

SheldonGeology is the Kardashian of the science.

LeonardSheldon, you didn't have a personality, you just had some shows you liked.

LeonardHow did she get you to do yoga?

AmyJust really glad you're back.

RajeshI, uh, I got you a cappuccino. I remembered it was your favorite. Oh, I also got crumb cake, but I remembered it was my favorite and I ate it.

ProfessorSingle grandmothers?

ProfessorH-Happily?

SheldonThis is my girlfriend, Amy.