The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Catch me if you can
SheldonBut you'll never catch me. -
Mom: stop watching tv shows and go to bed! Me:
MomStop watching tv shows and go to bed!MeI don't need sleep. I need answers. -
Iconic
SheldonBazinga -
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
SheldonI'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. -
I didn't come to help
RajeshI didn't come to help. I came to mock. -
There's a second half?!
LeonardThere's a second half?! Nice meeting all of you. -
Classic Sheldon
SheldonHoward, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it? -
I call it "the Clooney".
HowardI call it "the Clooney".RajeshI call it "the Mario and Luigi" but whatever. -
Sheldon is again spot on
SheldonYou know, it occurs to me you could solve all your problems by obtaining more money.PennyYes, it occurs to me, too. -
I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?
Sheldon"To Sheldon. Live long and prosper. Leaonard Nimoy." I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy. -
Penny and Sheldon's unforgettable first hug
Penny and Sheldon's unforgettable first hug -
Looks a little like a giant praying mantis
PennyDr. Sheldon Cooper? Tall, thin, looks a little like a giant praying mantis?RamonaHe is cute, isn't he?PennySheldon Cooper? -
Thank you
SheldonNow, are there air bags? -
Oh, my God, I need help.
PennyOh, my God, I need help. -
A rocket scientist?
MissyI want you to know that I am very proud of you. I am always bragging to my friends about my brother the rocket scientist.SheldonYou tell people I am a rocket scientist? I am a theoretical physicist! My God, how humiliating. Why don't you just tell them that I'm a toll-taker at the Golden Gate Bridge? -
Sheldon you are smart
PennySheldon you are smart.SheldonSmart? I have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart. -
Everybody has a date
SheldonEverybody has a date. Even you, Mario, going after princess Peach. And what am I doing? I'm just enabling you. -
I'm begging you. Go to sleep.
HowardPlease, I'm begging you. Go to sleep.SheldonI'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen. -
I'm glad you decided to learn Mandarian
HowardI'm glad you decided to learn Mandarian.SheldonWhy?HowardOnce you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. -
Firewire or usb?
CustomerWhich hard drive do I want? Firewire or usb?SheldonIt depends on what bus you have available.CustomerI drive a chevy cavalier.SheldonOh, dear lord. What computer do you have? And please don't say "a white one".