Jonah Ryan Quotes
7 gags from Veep
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Your mom
JonahLooks who it is, everybody, It's your favorite Jonah!AmyYou're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah. -
Head held high
JonahI am leaving here with my head held high, and my nuts hanging low on your moms chin. -
Mom, you are so annoying
JonahAh, Mom, you are so annoying. How do you not just punch yourself in the face? -
Imagine something small has crawled up a dead cow's ass
JonahImagine something small has crawled up a dead cow's ass, and that small thing actually dies itself. If that dead thing then farted out a sack of eggs but each individual egg is a smaller, rotting dead thing…that's how toxic she is. - Jonah, on Selina's approval ratings -
Danny going to jail
Jonah mocking Dan for possibly going to jail -
From a magazine
JonahYou probably still get your porn from magazines. -
What kind of idiot
JonahWhat kind of idiot do you think I am?DanIs there a choice?