Amy Brookheimer Quotes
9 gags from Veep
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Your mom
JonahLooks who it is, everybody, It's your favorite Jonah!AmyYou're not even your Mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah. -
You are not Michael Jordan
AmyYou are not Michael Jordan. You are a seven-foot-seven goony-looking Lithuanian who's gonna drop dead of Marfan syndrome. Get your ass in the car. -
You are like an earlobe
AmyYou are like an earlobe. You are just there, just wobbling. -
I think there is going to be quite a few surprises...
RogerI think there's going to be a lot of surprises tonight.AmyIsn't that the catchphrase of the world's creepiest babysitter. -
With a fu!#ing pen cap
AmyI've eaten hummus with a pen cap, don't tell me how i can eat. -
As toxic as
AmyRight now you're about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl. -
What was up with that British reporter?
AmyWhat was up with that British reporter? They'll sell nude pics of their grandmothers for a glass of hot beer. -
Is she sleeping?
AmyIs she sleeping? She can not fall asleep on live TV, not on C-SPAN…the irony would be too huge. -
I don't have time for this
AmyI don't have time to ignore you Jonah. Gary could you please ignore Jonah for me.