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Mean Furlong
RogerYou are about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants. How is that for a fucking metaphor? You are such a mouthy fat girl.Senator Roger Furlong to his long-suffering aide, Will -
What was up with that British reporter?
AmyWhat was up with that British reporter? They'll sell nude pics of their grandmothers for a glass of hot beer. -
Take them and leave
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You are the secretary to the Vice President
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Is she sleeping?
AmyIs she sleeping? She can not fall asleep on live TV, not on C-SPAN…the irony would be too huge. -
You're not even a man
You're not even a man…you’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.- Amy's boyfriend Ed Webster to Jonah -
Thats why I am saying it.
GaryEvery single thing you are saying to me is emasculating. Do you realize that?DanYes. -
What kind of idiot
JonahWhat kind of idiot do you think I am?DanIs there a choice? -
I don't have time for this
AmyI don't have time to ignore you Jonah. Gary could you please ignore Jonah for me. -
I wonder who will play her
SelinaNo, there's not gonna be a film. The only thing Catherine ever finished was an entire ice cream cake.