The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Little misunderstanding
PennySo, you and Leonard. Little misunderstanding, huh?SheldonA little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding. -
Same goes for salades
BernadetteApple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit? -
I'm a vegetarian.
PennyOh, I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish, and the occasional steak. I LOVE steak. -
Love is stronger than the miles between you.
LeonardSome people say "Love is stronger than the miles between you."SheldonWhen I rise to power, those people will be sterilized. -
Were there any nuts in that food?
HowardUh...guys, were there any nuts in that food?LeonardI don't think so, why?HowardWell...just a feeling. Haha! -
We all know this horror
AmyHave you ever been off the grid before?SheldonOnce, the battery ran out on my phone. I had to wait for my iPad to turn on. -
I want you to have the wedding of your dreams
LeonardYou're my best friend and I want you to have the wedding of your dreams.SheldonOn Mars?LeonardI want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams. -
Don't you think you should go back to work
HowardDon't you think you should go back to work, because you make more money.BernadetteDon't you think you should make more money. -
You know what else is sexist
HowardI think it's pretty sexist of you to say, a dad can't stay home with his children.BernadetteYou know what else is sexist, the phrase "suck it", yet here we are. -
Do you guys have a location yet?
LeonardDo you guys have a location yet? 'Cause you don't have a lot of time.AmyHey, it took us nine months to pick a date and a week to decide if brains can have lips on them, so get in the boat and row. -
Let me help you
PennyWhat are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest.BernadetteThat's done, but I've been on stair rest for the last 45 minutes.PennyHere, let me help you.BernadetteYeah. If you really want to help, put on a rubber glove, reach on up there and start pulling.PennyI know you're joking, but I grew up on a farm. I'll do it. -
I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is
BernadetteI can't think of anything except how flat your belly is.PennyOh, thank you.BernadetteGo put on some more clothes, you bitch. -
When did you pick out our kids' names?
PennyWhen did you pick out our kids' names?LeonardRemember that day you moved into the building?PennyYes.LeonardA non-creepy amount of time after that. -
Bam. Pow. Take that, Batman.
PennyBam! Pow! Take that, Batman! -
They are definitely your weirdest friends.
AnuThey are definitely your weirdest friends.RajIf only that were true. -
You sure Zack?
MarissaI mean, instead of our baby looking like Zack, it's gonna look like Leonard.ZackOr Penny if it's a girl. -
You know what they say
HowardWell, you know what they say: "When life gives you lumens, make lumen-Ade." -
I know I can be tough
BernadetteI know I can be tough, but that's just 'cause I'm surrounded by useless idiots. -
Everybody talking about how they want the ending to...
Everybody talking about how they want the ending to be with Penny pregnant while I just want them to end the show with the elevator getting fixed -
I saw inside out.
SheldonI saw inside out. I know I can feel two things at once.