The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Bernadette!
PennyBernadette!HowardReally? You choose her over me?PennyYes, because she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom. -
Our religion is based on love
MaryOur religion is based on love, not fear.SheldonSo what happens when people don't follow the rules?MaryThey burn in hell. -
Let's go to the biology lab and find some nice...
RajLet's go to the biology lab and find some nice yummy mice.SheldonI tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper. You're better than this. -
Flags. Up there, flapping around on poles.
SheldonFlags. Up there, flapping around on poles. If you think about it, they're just the strippers of the emblem world. -
How are you guys doing?
PennyHow are you guys doing?AmyA little better, if you can believe it. -
Also, no talk of Rocky 4.
LeonardAlso, no talk of Rocky 4.BernadetteWhy Rocky 4?HowardCause he fights a Russian. I'm sorry about her. -
Aww, look how cute you were.
AmyAww, look how cute you were.SheldonAmy please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out. -
He's the one you want!
SheldonDon't make any sudden moves.LeonardSmart. Let's stand perfectly still and...SheldonHe's the one you want! -
Classic Sheldon
SheldonI forgive you.TamBut I didn't do anything.SheldonAnd yet here I am still being the bigger man. -
Best line of episode The Tam Turbulence
TamLook, I was in love with Beth. She made me happy.SheldonReally? Did she let you play with her train set?TamIn a manner of speaking. -
She kind of has a point
AmyBecause your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids. Who's gonna be friends with them now?PennyThey will find other friends.AmyOh, sure, because Sheldon's DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to make friends. Grow up! -
I got an A
AmyDo you remember any of your high school projects?PennyUh, well, I remember telling Jenny Runyon that I would teach her how to flirt with boys if she put my name on her project. I got an A, she got pregnant. -
Lets have boys night
SheldonThey're still having girls night across the hall.LeonardSo, hang out with me, and we'll have boys night.SheldonAt our age, why don't we call it man's night?LeonardBecause we just spent our allowance on comic books. -
Friends are like
SheldonBut then I talked it through with Frank and Alicia, and...LeonardWho are those people?SheldonLeonard, friends are like toilet paper. It's good to have extras under the sink. -
Never have I ever
AmyI can't believe you've been arrested.SheldonI can't believe Penny hasn't!SheldonNever have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator.AmyWell, we all have a past. -
Happy birthday to you
StephenHello Sheldon, happy birthday to you.SheldonThank you so much, I can't believe yo...StephenHappy birthday to you.SheldonOh, you're singing… I'm sorry. -
People flirt. No big deal!
BernadettePeople flirt. No big deal!HowardReally? So it's ok if I...BernadetteNot you! I own your ass! -
Toy Story 3?
LeonardI am not a crybaby.PennyToy Story 3?LeonardThe toys were holding hands in a furnace! -
Sweetie, take it off
PennyCome on, take it off. I won't tell.LeonardNo, no, honey, if I take it off, Sheldon wins.PennySweetie, every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins. -
I made tea.
SheldonI made tea.LeonardI don't want tea.SheldonI didn't make tea for you!!! This is my tea!!!