Missy Cooper Quotes
16 gags from Young Sheldon
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I don't understand why that dog is so interested in...
GeorgeI don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.MissyMaybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon smells?GeorgeYour brother washes himself three times a day. He has no smell. -
Call me when you catch up.
Dr.That while your math is theoretically correct, we don't have the technical capability to execute it.SheldonSo, I'm ahead of my time? All right, call me when you catch up. -
I've only kissed one boy
MissyI don't want to die. I've only kissed one boy so far.MaryWhat?MissyRelax. It was a long time ago.MaryAre you relaxed? -
Where are they going in such a hurry?
MissyWhere are they going in such a hurry?SheldonProbably to unwrap their presents.MeemawSomething's getting unwrapped. -
I think this show is teaching you bad lessons.
MaryI think this show is teaching you bad lessons.MissyDon't worry. I'm a slow learner. -
She is so much prettier than him
MissyPastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him. It's like Barbie married a turtle. -
See how much is in his wallet
MissyWhy don't you go upstairs to your daddy's bedroom, and see how much is in his wallet? Don't worry, it's not stealing if it's for God. -
But you think I'll win, right?
SheldonBut you think I'll win, right?MissyGod's listening, Mom. -
He's gonna get destroyed.
MissyYou're encouraging him to run for class president? He's gonna get destroyed.MaryYou don't know that.MissyI feel like I do. -
We have a little family business to discuss
MaryWe have a little family business to discuss.MissyYou're pregnant?MaryNo.MissyWe're getting a puppy?MaryNo.MissyI'm not sure I care.