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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?”

    So you had sex with him?

    SchmidtSo you had sex with him?
    JessNo! The opposite...
    SchmidtThe opposite? So you gave birth to him?

    #New Girl #Jess Day#Schmidt

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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Nick is delicate, like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.” Nick is delicate, like a flower.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.” Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick.
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be your guide. Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?” Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Hey, are you gonna murder me 'cause you're a stranger I met on the Internet? Yes, I am. He says no.” Hey, are you gonna murder me
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “So, you know in horror movies when the girl's like, Oh, my God. There's something in the basement.” Oh, my God. There's something in the basement
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  • New Girl: “I'm not really a dessert person.” Look at Jess' face!
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