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Look at Jess' face! - So you had sex with him?
- Have you ever seen sex from above?
- I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
- Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
- Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick.
- We're a family. Families talk about things
- Oh, my God. There's something in the basement
- Hows that wine and coffee combination treating you?
- My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
