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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. Which half?”

    Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.

    AlanCharlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
    CharlieWhich half?

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  • Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “What is it that makes relationships so difficult? Women.” What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Look at you all grown up and back living with Mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a...” Back living with Mom
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Should I change? You should but after all these years I doubt you will.” Should I change?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Love isn't blind, it's retarded.” Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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  • Charlie Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “With his grades, he might as well get used to pushing shopping carts around.” Charlie on Jakes future
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Hey, there he is. How's it going, buddy? My life stinks. Cheer up, you're still a kid.” My life stinks.
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