The Big Bang Theory
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
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Hey, I'm a man
SheldonWell, should we make love now?AmyHow can you even think about sex?SheldonHey, I'm a man. I have annual needs just like anyone. -
Drunk Penny is my fave Penny
PennyYou know, plus I have got to learn how to spell Hofstadter. I-I know there's a "D" in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it. -
Tesla wasn't crazy
SheldonWell, if we're gonna call Tesla crazy for loving something small and unappealing, might as well put Penny in a padded cell right now. -
Why would the military want Sheldon?
HowardWhy would the military want Sheldon?LeonardI don't know. Target practice? -
Sheldons fatal flaw
SheldonI care too much about other people's feelings. It's always been my fatal flaw.AmySheldon, I don't think...SheldonNo, no, not now, Amy. I'm growing as a person. -
Why do you keep doing that with your face?
RajeshWhy do you keep doing that with your face?PennyBecause you keep saying stupid things with yours! -
Don't you want a little version of Howard?
AmyDon't you want a little version of Howard?BernadetteI already have a little version of Howard. -
I'm obviously pregnant.
BernadetteI'm obviously pregnant.SheldonWell, you never said it to my face. And the last time I assumed a woman was pregnant, it did not go over well.PennyYeah, I'm still mad at you.SheldonYou were drinking water instead of wine. What was I supposed to think? -
Leonard always a step ahead
LeonardIf we're gonna have a baby its gonna be when we are ready, or when I'm certain Penny is gonna leave me.PennyExactly. -
U sure, more than one?
MaryMore than one woman was interested in you? I might have prayed a little too hard. -
There is an old saying in juggling
HowardThere is an old saying in juggling...BernadetteIs it... I'm going to die alone?!? -
His mother warned me.
AmyHis mother warned me. Everybody warned me! HE warned me!! So many warnings. -
She's only with you for your money
AmyI'm sorry Bert, but aren't you worried that she's only with you for your money?BertShe'd better be, on our first date I bought her a 88 inch flat screen.SheldonFIRST DATE?! Did you even measure her walls?! -
Oh Shelly
SheldonShe's younger and far more attractive than he is. Ha. They're copying you. -
Did you see this post from Raj?
LeonardDid you see this post from Raj? He can't afford his apartment, and he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live. I want to say "India", but it seems mean.BernadetteWhat's so funny?HowardRaj is looking for a cheap place to live, and I wrote "India". -
Ready to get crazy?
PennyAll right, you guys ready to get crazy?AmyWell, the bra under here ain't beige. -
How do we get him back?
LeonardYou're good at revenge. How do we get him back?PennyWell, my go-to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that. -
Howard as Sheldon
RajI find you guilty of murder, because you are killing it. -
I tried to call for help
BernadetteOne time my brothers made me breathe helium. I tried to call for help but the only one who could hear me was the dog. -
Tell us the truth Raj
BernadetteSo, are you actually engaged to this woman you just met?RajeshYeah.PennyTell us the truth. Did she get you pregnant?