Dr Quotes
51 gags from House MD
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If you can fake sincerity
Dr.If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything. -
Time changes everything.
Dr.Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves things exactly as they were. -
If you don't know how to lie
Dr.If you don't know how to lie, you don't know how to tell when you're being lied to. -
You think you can cure pain.
Dr.You think you can cure pain.Dr.You think you can avoid pain. -
Successes only last until someone screws them up
Dr.Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever. -
I'm apartment hunting.
RachelI'm busy, I'm apartment hunting.Dr.You're moving?RachelYeah, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be: "How you doin'?" -
I'm so mad.
RachelI'm so mad. Ross I don't think I've been this angry.Dr.What about the time I said we were on a break? -
Where have you been?
MonicaWhere have you been?Dr.Emotional hell. -
Guess what happened at work today!
Dr.Guess what happened at work today!ChandlerA dinosaur died a million years ago? -
I love you.
Dr.I love you.EmilyOh. Thank you.Dr.No problem.