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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “You are a gynaecologists and a lesbian, which makes you...well, a va-genius.”

    You are a gynaecologist and a lesbian

    SchmidtYou are a gynaecologists and a lesbian, which makes you...well, a va-genius.

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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I can't believe that the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger?” I wonder why?
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “You can say bye to both of them! I'm always gonna love you, because you're attached to the most beautiful...” You can say bye to both of them!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I commissioned a new negligee, custom made by a Japanese men I found on Etsy.xxx. I can't wait for Cece to see me in it.” I commissioned a new negligee
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  • Schmidt and Kim in New Girl: “I'm your employee. And I work harder than anyone. I'm the first one to show up every morning. No, you're not.” I work harder than anyone.
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