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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Where do you even buy sheets like this? They have the thread count of a paper towel.”

    Where do you even buy sheets like this?

    SchmidtWhere do you even buy sheets like this? They have the thread count of a paper towel.

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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Pine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!” Pine has no place in this loft!
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  • Nick Miller and Schmidt in New Girl: “Well, Jess, Christmas is just so stressful...with the lists and the lines and-and the dancing girls at TV...” Christmas is just so stressful
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I commissioned a new negligee, custom made by a Japanese men I found on Etsy.xxx. I can't wait for Cece to see me in it.” I commissioned a new negligee
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I swear to God, I will scream sing every last word to Les Mis.” I swear to God
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