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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Pine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!”

    Pine has no place in this loft!

    SchmidtPine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!

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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Nick is delicate, like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.” Nick is delicate, like a flower.
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I don't celebrate Christmas, okay? Or as I like to call it, White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night.” I don't celebrate Christmas
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Where do you even buy sheets like this? They have the thread count of a paper towel.” Where do you even buy sheets like this?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Winston if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?” What colour do you think you are?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “A lot of people never graduated high school. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank... Forget the last one.” A lot of people never graduated high school
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