What We Do in the Shadows The funniest Quotes & GIFs

GuillermoI've never killed anyone before. I mean, I guess dozens of vampires.

GuillermoAnd I did bring humans to the vampires so they could kill them.

GuillermoAnd I've dismembered, like, a ton of dead bodies.

GuillermoBut back at the restaurant, that was a real living person. And when I leaned in to take... I could... smell their shampoo and all I kept thinking was this guy was at CVS just sniffing away all these shampoos and says, "Eh, I think I'll get this one because it reminds me of where I used to go camping as a kid."

GuillermoI can't do this, I'm sorry. Could we just...

NandorNow I'm going to be honest with you. I... am going... to kill you, Guillermo.

NandorI give you my word... as a warrior. If I'm lying... then kill me now.

MegThis guy must be really special.

Your friendship with Guillermo is very special, right?

NandorBoop.

NandorThere's that smile.

GuillermoAnd who are you supposed to be, again?

GuillermoNo. That's already taken.

NandorGuillermo, I've never allowed you to do this before, but... come and sit with me inside my coffin.

NandorMm-hmm.

NadjaWell, yes, Laszlo is not just my husband, or my number one fuckbuddy, but he is also my best friend.

LaszloTrust me. Gay is in, gay is hot.

LaszloI want some gay, gay it's going to be.

NadjaI mean, who isn't gay?

VladislavWell, I became a vampire when I was 16. That is why I always look 16.

VladislavIn those days, of course, life was tough for a 16-year-old.

NadjaYou are all such strong, beautiful, vicious, vibrant women.

NadjaHow did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?

Guillermo"Laszlo sucks," backwards.

ViagoYes, some of our clothes are from victims.

ViagoYou might bite someone and then you think, "Ooh! Those are some nice pants."