Nadja of Antipaxos Quotes from What We Do in the Shadows
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Your husband has made porn and it's so bloody boring
NadjaThere is nothing more devastating than realizing your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring. -
That's Colin Robinson's favorite song
NadjaOh shit, you haven't signed his card!(The Hamster Dance song starts playing from the card)LaszloThat's Colin Robinson's favorite song. -
To be honest, I was bored
NadjaLaszlo was very nearly summoned when he turned a baby into a vampire, which is a big no-no.LaszloIt's true. You're not supposed to do that.LaszloBut, to be honest, I was bored. -
Fucking Mike
NadjaI cannot even speak the name of the vampire that organized that monstrosity.LaszloI don't give a fuck. His name was Mike.NadjaFucking Mike. -
Kill that fucking bitch, please, Laszlo
NadjaThis one is a very special creature to me.NadjaWhen I first met Laszlo, I was walking on the moors with him.NadjaAnd this owl flew over and scratched my head.NadjaAnd I said, "Kill that fucking bitch, please, Laszlo." -
I was Jack the Ripper
LaszloI was Jack the Ripper.LaszloI've never told anyone that before. -
Small and hard
NadjaIf me and Laszlo were to ever have had a child, I like to imagine it would look like him.NadjaSmall and hard. -
He's, like, the queen bitch
GuillermoI think you're wonderful and I love-- Ow!GuillermoYou're a crazy bitch. But I love you.GuillermoYou know who else I love is Laszlo. But he's a horny little bitch.GuillermoI also love Colin Robinson. He's, like, a little boring bitch. Like, he's like an LBB.GuillermoBut, you know, the one I love the most is actually Nandor. Because he's, like, the queen bitch. -
My number one fuckbuddy
NadjaWell, yes, Laszlo is not just my husband, or my number one fuckbuddy, but he is also my best friend. -
I mean, who isn't gay?
NadjaI mean, who isn't gay?GuillermoA lot of people.