Laszlo Cravensworth Quotes from What We Do in the Shadows

• That's Colin Robinson's favorite song

  NadjaOh shit, you haven't signed his card!

  (The Hamster Dance song starts playing from the card)

  LaszloThat's Colin Robinson's favorite song.

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• To be honest, I was bored

  NadjaLaszlo was very nearly summoned when he turned a baby into a vampire, which is a big no-no.

  LaszloIt's true. You're not supposed to do that.

  LaszloBut, to be honest, I was bored.

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• Fucking Mike

  NadjaI cannot even speak the name of the vampire that organized that monstrosity.

  LaszloI don't give a fuck. His name was Mike.

  NadjaFucking Mike.

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• Kill that fucking bitch, please, Laszlo

  NadjaThis one is a very special creature to me.

  NadjaWhen I first met Laszlo, I was walking on the moors with him.

  NadjaAnd this owl flew over and scratched my head.

  NadjaAnd I said, "Kill that fucking bitch, please, Laszlo."

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• I was Jack the Ripper

  LaszloI was Jack the Ripper.

  LaszloI've never told anyone that before.

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• The most devious bastard in New York Citay

  LaszloYou really are the most devious bastard, in New York Citay.

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• Small and hard

  NadjaIf me and Laszlo were to ever have had a child, I like to imagine it would look like him.

  NadjaSmall and hard.

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• You got two subscribers? Someone's a star

  GuillermoHey, buddy.

  LaszloHey.

  ColinGuess what? Come look at this.

  LaszloGreat to see you.

  GuillermoWow, big time studio here.

  ColinYeah, I got two subscribers.

  GuillermoYou got two subscribers? Someone's a star.

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• A lost cause with no hope whatsoever

  LaszloI don't know how to put this lightly, but you're fucked.

  LaszloAnd while we're being blunt... You are what the scientific community refer to as a lost cause with no hope whatsoever.

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• My number one fuckbuddy

  NadjaWell, yes, Laszlo is not just my husband, or my number one fuckbuddy, but he is also my best friend.

  #What We Do in the Shadows#Laszlo Cravensworth#Nadja of Antipaxos

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