Guillermo is not cut out to be a vampire

GuillermoI've never killed anyone before. I mean, I guess dozens of vampires.

GuillermoAnd I did bring humans to the vampires so they could kill them.

GuillermoAnd I've dismembered, like, a ton of dead bodies.

GuillermoBut back at the restaurant, that was a real living person. And when I leaned in to take... I could... smell their shampoo and all I kept thinking was this guy was at CVS just sniffing away all these shampoos and says, "Eh, I think I'll get this one because it reminds me of where I used to go camping as a kid."

GuillermoI can't do this, I'm sorry. Could we just...