Two and a Half Men

MissiHalloween. Last year, I went to this party as a slutty nurse and then, the year before that, I was a slutty cat, and the year before that, I was a ladybug.

MissiWhat? No! Why would I be a slutty ladybug?

CharlieLook at you all grown up and back living with Mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a scale from 1 to...2?

JakeBoy! Is your eye red.