Seinfeld The funniest Quotes & GIFs

MarleneI can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.

GeorgeGuys with cats - I don't know.

JerryYou know, I really-I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life, that they're just always your friends, and you have to accept it.

JerryMen hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle, just... That's why, at construction sites, they need those fences around it. That's just to keep the men out.

PoliceWe'll let you know if we find anything.

PoliceNo.

ElaineA wedding?

JerryIf you drop dead and then I shoot you you won’t die again. You can’t over die you can’t over dry.

Maybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents. Then maybe baldness will catch on.

I will never understand people. They're the worst.

Why don't you go out? It's nice out. Oh, no. There's nothing out there for me.