Elaine Benes Quotes from Seinfeld

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  I will never understand people.

  ElaineI will never understand people.

  JerryThey're the worst.

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  I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

  ElaineI hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

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• Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

  ElaineMaybe the dingo ate your baby.

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  I thought you were a leg man.

  ElaineI never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.

  JerryA leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

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  He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.

  ElaineHe's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.

  ColleagueAnd you two are friends?

  ElaineYeah we're good friends.

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  Your standards are too high.

  ElaineYou know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

  JerryI went out with you.

  ElaineThat's because my standards are too low.

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  You prefer dumb to religious?

  JerrySo you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

  ElaineDumb and lazy I understand.

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  I'm not difficult. I'm easy.

  ElaineCome on. I'm not difficult. I'm easy.

  JerryBecause you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?

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• Elaine dancing

  Elaine dancing

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  95 percent of the population is undateable

  ElaineBasically what you saying is 95 percent of the population is undateable? Then how are all these people getting together?

  JerryAlcohol.

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