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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle, just... That's why, at construction sites, they need those fences around it.”

    TRUE !!!!!!

    JerryMen hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle, just... That's why, at construction sites, they need those fences around it. That's just to keep the men out.

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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She needs a little love, needs a little tenderness, needs a little Kramer. Then she’ll need a little...” Then she'll need a little penicillin
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in Seinfeld: “Are you reading my VCR manual? Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.” Are you reading my VCR manual?
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.” Orgasm under false pretenses
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Maybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents. Then maybe baldness will...” Maybe this will become a cool thing
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  • Gina and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You are still afraid. You are not a man. Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my...” You are not a man.
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